What a wondrous marketing strategy - sagging attendance to populous place of worship. I can see Jesus in anything if I really try, and I'm an atheist. If Jesus can manifest himself in a potato, a piece of wood, a cloth, then anything's possible. Thank Jeebus, it's not another Virgin sighting. There have been too many of those, and people are starting to wonder. Darn those Fatima girls.
I remember losing most of my remaining faith in humanity when they had one of these a few year's back that was underneath a bridge and the "miracle" was made of the water leaking through the cracks. Sometimes I think people will have enough of wars and lies and realize that since nobody really wants it that we will just stop doing it. And sometimes I see people building a shrine to a brackish water stain.
What a wondrous marketing strategy - sagging attendance to populous place of worship.
ReplyDeleteI can see Jesus in anything if I really try, and I'm an atheist. If Jesus can manifest himself in a potato, a piece of wood, a cloth, then anything's possible. Thank Jeebus, it's not another Virgin sighting. There have been too many of those, and people are starting to wonder. Darn those Fatima girls.
Haha, are you doubting that the Lord can change shape at will? Come CC, he's a master of disguise: Just watch Joan of Arcadia
ReplyDeleteCBC has a picture up.
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I remember losing most of my remaining faith in humanity when they had one of these a few year's back that was underneath a bridge and the "miracle" was made of the water leaking through the cracks.
ReplyDeleteSometimes I think people will have enough of wars and lies and realize that since nobody really wants it that we will just stop doing it. And sometimes I see people building a shrine to a brackish water stain.
Sometimes my grilled cheese looks like Jesus, sometimes Nick Nolte.
ReplyDeleteSolved. It's neither Jesus nor Mary. It's the Emperor.
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