Michelle Malkin: a douchebag for ... ah, just a douchebag.

If you have a half hour or so, grab a coffee or beer, get comfy and read this, specifically the multi-page e-mail exchange between douchebag Malkin and author Peter Irons. Oh, geez.

Yeah, the title above is tasteless, but I just wanted to be at the top of the Google output for anyone searching for "Michelle Malkin" and "douchebag".

UPDATE: We're number two! We're number two!

SUPER DUPER UPDATE! We're number one! See? All good things come to those who wait. Mom would be so proud.