Um ... wait a minute, let me rephrase that.

(CC News) In a recent speech, U.S. President George W. Bush reiterated his demand for a complete pullout of Syrian soldiers from Lebanon, stating:

"I don't see how you can have a fair election [in Lebanon] with Syrian troops and Syria's secret service embedded in the society."

Before he could continue, however, Bush suddenly burst into flame, apparently from an overdose of irony.