Ass Hot-Cross Bun
Douchebagel has a certain ring to it. Stolen.
I'm a sucker for alliteration, which made twatwaffle rather memorable. So I'm going to have to go with Fuck-Muffin, which, depending on the circumstances, could be interpreted as a term of endearment.Dick-Breadstick has a certain lilt, too much of one to be taken seriously, but Twat-Croissant, said with a French pronunciation, has a certain je ne sais quoi.
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