Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Disgraced drama queen Helena Guergis gives an interview that no one gives a fuck about. I await with bated breath the inevitable shrieks of "Misogyny!" from Stephen Taylor's blogging brownshirts regarding how horrifically unfairly that poor woman was treated by the Stephen Harper Party of Canada.
Personally, I blame the Liberals. And Adscam.
AFTERSNARK: Dave lays on the lumber. And, by the way, why did Helena of Tory give an exclusive interview to the CBC of all media outlets? I thought the CBC was an irredeemable bastion of leftist, baby-killing socialism. Until, apparently, you're a pathetic wanker who needs to get her story out there. Then, suddenly, the Ceeb is, like, your bestest friend.
Try not to look shocked.
P.S. I love the part where Guergis claims to have thought of Stephen Harper as a friend, and Dave points out -- entirely accurately -- that Stephen Harper doesn't have friends. Rather, he has colleagues who are politically useful until they stop being useful. It's like the old techie joke: What do you call a Microsoft business partner? An organ donor.
Stephen Harper doesn't have colleagues. He has organ donors.