There's dumbth, and then there's Sandy Crux.

Oh, Christ:

Now for a change of pace from the Helena Guergis and Yahim [sic] Jaffer story.

Sure, why not? Because when you want reliable information, what better place to get it than someone who seems unable to keep up with spelling someone's name correctly?

The fact that Sandy has a Ph.D. should actually make yours feel slightly cheapened and soiled.