Wednesday, April 21, 2010


The recent spate of Stephen Harper Party of Canada-related madness involving inept, incompetent, corrupt and/or pathologically deranged Conservative members of Parliament suggests that there's a market for an online source for Con Party biographies -- a one-stop shop where you can get your fill of Conservative idiocy describing the loons, dingbats and drooling yobs that currently make up Her Majesty's governing party.

Behold, I give you: Harperpedia.

Yes, it's empty right now, but imagine the possibilities as one can zip over there to learn of, say, the violent, Michael Ignatieff-beating fantasies of Saskatchewan MP Garry Breitkreuz, the anger management issues (and more) of Helena Guergis, Federal Minister of Science and Technology Gary Goodyear who doesn't believe in biological evolution, the jaw-dropping ignorance of Shelly Glover who -- during a television interview -- admitted she had no idea who Tom Flanagan was ... and the list surely goes on, does it not?

Now, there's no way I'm going to have time to do that myself, so I'm opening up the floor for submissions. Feel free to slap together a bio of your favourite shrieking Conservative whackjob, replete with links. Or, hey, ask to be an administrator for that site and I'll give you the keys and you can go wild. The only rule is that everything posted there must be accurate and substantiated. And, of course, as embarrassing as hell.

So ... is this going to be more fun than a barrel of beatings or what?

P.S. OK, so I've filled in a couple a bunch of entries already. Try to keep up.

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