Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Caption contest!


Bad dog!



No biscuit!

MY TURN: "What does Marcellus Wallace look like, motherfucker?"


26 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

...and then he wiped his nose in the little pile on the floor?...

thwap said...

Do you still think it was a good idea to try to sabotage my campaign you fat fuck? Lose some weight or buy a bigger suit!

Omar said...

If you whisper in my ear one more time you want to take a ride on my Chocolate Rocket, me and you are going to have a problem. Capisce?

James Bow said...

Repeat after me: my charisma does NOT rub off on people who rub me on the head. Got it?

900ft Jesus said...

From where I stand, it's obvious that's a hairpiece.

liberal supporter said...

Darn, Omar beat me to it. I'll go with this then:

"When they were pointing over here and talking about the Horn of Africa, they were referring to the map behind us, you silly nincompoop."

900ft Jesus said...

I can't help it - the photo makes me think of that Talking Cat turf War video: "I spray, you stay away!!!! Got it?"

deBeauxOs said...

How many of those KFC Double Downs have you eaten since Monday?

Don't lie to me; I can tell because your nose grows. That might work with Laureen but believe me, nobody else is turned on by that talent of yours.

K4M4 said...

"There can only be one U.S. President and that's me. No matter how much you want to be President, you can't, so stop trying. Besides, you're not even in Dubya's league. Now, pull my finger again."

Moon Rattled said...

"Go to your room!"

Lindsay Stewart said...

Barry: "C'mon and pull my finger! You know you want to."

Steve: "But you had brussel sprouts at lunch. I saw, you did."

Ted Betts said...

"Once again, Steve, no, you cannot have "just one" of my nuclear subs."

sooey said...

"No! Nickelback! Now stop following me!"

Jymn Parrett said...

"No, you can't lick my boots. And that's final."

liberal supporter said...

"I don't care if you piss your pants. Show up on time for the photo-op and don't be still in the loo."

CK said...

Now, Didn't I tell you to stay in the car and not bark strangers?

liberal supporter said...

What, no connies doing this? Let me fill in then:

"I don't care if the jet stream is all the way down to the Equator in Africa, and they're skiing in the Sahara, global warming is real, dammit!"

KEvron said...

"....and, as you can see, we have a cold front moving in from the west."

KEvron

mikmik said...

Speaker: Don't say 'Liberals' one more time! Do you understand english? Then answer the question!
Flaherty: What? ...

Jeremy from We Took The Bait said...

"Guess what I was doing all afternoon? I'll give you a hint... give that finger a good sniff...."

UU4077 said...

"... and quit whispering 'I preferred Dubya' behind my back!"

UU4077 said...

OR

"Look, Steve. For the last time, quit staring at me down there!"

PeBo said...

The deal was I visit Canada first, and you support my Global Warming initiatives...so what happened??

And stop looking at my willer, that's really ceepy.

LeDaro said...

"You'r da bomb. Da stink bomb."

Metro said...

http://lolebrity.net/2010/04/13/obama-and-harpers-special-relationship/

Doctor Cynic said...

Look, Steve, next time I receive a taxpayer-funded anti-Ignatieff 10-percenter in my mailbox, something bad will happen to you.