Thursday, March 04, 2010

But ... but ... but ... those goddamned Liberals!


It's safe to say that the meltdown of the unfuckable Jason Kenney is well underway:

“The Liberals need to stop trying to politicize the [citizenship] guide,” Mr. Kenney’s spokesman, Alykhan Velshi, told The Globe.

“Brison shouldn’t ask for a guide on Canadian citizenship to really be a guide about the Liberal Party’s role in Canadian history, because then we’d have to mention of MacKenzie King’s rejection of Jewish refugees escaping Nazi persecution or endorsement of Japanese internment, or Pierre Trudeau’s adoption of martial law, or the Liberal sponsorship scandal from the government of which he was a part.”

A suggestion, Jason -- stop letting Blogging Tory "Hunter" help you write your rebuttals. That's just going to end badly. Really, really badly.

BY THE WAY, to suggest that the legalization of same-sex marriage and gay rights in Canada in general is somehow a "Liberal" concoction is to openly admit that the Conservatives want very badly to distance themselves from such nefarious developments in Canadian human rights. Perhaps someone should ask Stephen Harper whether he agrees with Kenney that gay rights are strictly a "Liberal" thing and that he wants nothing to do with them. I suspect the inevitable tap dancing would be spectacular. But not in a good way.

BY THE WAY(2), you know what else was a nefarious Liberal concoction? That fucking Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. Yeah, that Charter:

The British Parliament formally enacted the Charter as a part of the Canada Act 1982 at the request of the Parliament of Canada in 1982, the result of the efforts of the Government of Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau.

Well, holy creeping shit! Just another disgusting Lieberal scam, that Charter! And yet ... and yet ... if one consults the brand spanking new Jason Kenney-approved citizenship guide, one curiously discovers:

The Constitution of Canada was amended in 1982 to entrench the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which begins with the words, “Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law.” This phrase underlines the importance of religious traditions to Canadian society and the dignity and worth of the human person.

The Charter attempts to summarize fundamental freedoms while also setting out additional rights.

Oddly, Kenney seems to have no problem extolling the virtues of that "Liberal" Charter of Rights. Methinks the unfuckable one has a wee problem with consistency.

16 comments:

skdadl said...

Poor little puffed-up Infandous. Stand well back; he's gonna blow soon.

Why do we have that silly guide anyway? There's an official version of Canadian history? And politicians can write it? Who came up with those idiot notions?

Cherniak_WTF said...

It's hard to be consistent when you are a fucking insane religious little prig...

There is no point of arguing with these terminally stupid conservatives.

Or course the collective dissonance of their followers only seems to grow with every fucked up act...

M@ said...

I'm seriously impressed that he managed to bring up AdScam to defend himself. I thought it would take a couple more days to get to that point.

sooey said...

At the very least, he should be made to re-write the Guide, since it leaves out our most significant achievement in human rights.

PeBo said...

Isn't the point of a citizenship guide, to point out laws and traditions, which may differ from a new Canadian's home country?

How does turning away Jewish Refugees during WWII (which all countries did) have to do with laws or traditions??? (Although Jewish folks ARE Jason's chosen people, since he's learned the size of the [traditionally Liberal] voter base)

Sad, first they get turned away, then they get the holocaust, then they get Jason Kenney on their side. They sure do get shit on!

Ti-Guy said...

A suggestion, Jason -- stop letting Blogging Tory "Hunter" help you write your rebuttals.

I'm pretty sure that's pure, undistilled Alykhan Velshi.

Note to *all* Conservative ministers: supervise your catamites more closely.

double nickel said...

I can't believe that little turd lasted 5 minutes in Wilcox.

Cherniak_WTF said...

PeBo, I agree with your point, but you have to love how Conservatives like wedge every issue into an us/them sorta thing... And or course they are pandering to Jewish interest...

You have to love catamites...

Shiner said...

You have to love catamites...

I do wish the media would start describing them thusly. If the shoe fits...

Ti-Guy said...

I do wish the media would start describing them thusly. If the shoe fits...

Well, that might be a bit raw (not to mention libellous) for the media. But they do have a variety of terms to choose from, a handy assortment of which was provided a while ago by James Howard Kunstler:

"...to the assorted quants, grinds, nerds, pimps, factotums, catamites, and cretins..."

I discovered a new one recently: Christian Paradis's courtier who was responsible for interfering in a freedom of information request.

So, what's the verdict on l'il Sébastien? Quant, grind, nerd, pimp, factotum, catamite, or cretin?

I'd choose "douchebag" personally, but that's a little played out.

skdadl said...

"It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me."

-- Anthony Burgess, Earthly Powers, 1980.

One of the great opening lines of Western lit.

Tuff Talk said...

I was actually jason's hunk of man meat for many many years.

Had to break it off with him,
he was getting too weird.

I can tell you one thing though, he is a mean fuckhead with a very small dick.

PeBo said...

I always figured that he was hung like a moose (hmmm, does anyone know if they're well hung??)

The gods usually try to compensate in some way, and seeing as he's got the brain of a...well, let's be brutally honest, the brain of a Tory MP (or Tori Spelling), I though he would have been blessed elsewhere.

(and I personally like "Cretin"... reminds me of the song "Pis Si Ô Moins" by Les Colocs...

Pis si ô moins
Y'en avait moins
Y'en avait moins de pauvres crétins
En train de s'faire faire un blow job
Au p'tit bureau qui s'trouve en haut
D'la pyramide des affranchis

Tuff Talk said...

While poor Jason is on the hunt for some good old fashioned rock hard man meat.

Told you I had to break it off with him, that guy was just too fucking weird.

You should have seen the stuff he wanted me to do

Even makes a seasoned male prostitute like myself blush.

Maybe John Baird, or Scott Reid can fill the bill.

Any guesses on how well those guys are hung.

CC said...

You're wearing out your welcome, TT. I'd like to think my commenters can address issues more meaningful than the size of someone's package.

Moon Rattled said...

I'd like a guide to Harper hypocrisy and unChristian behaviour, starting with the attempt to bribe Chuck Cadman, followed by his breaking his own premature election legislation to benefit himself.