In the heat of celebrating Canada's winning mens' Olympic hockey goal, NDP leader Jack Layton quietly moves a woman's arm out of the way so he can keep watching the festivities on a bar TV:
"OMFG, did you see what Jack Layton did? What a narcissist! What an unbelievable, preening, full of himself, ego-filled prick!! God, can you believe someone could be that horribly self-absorbed and desperate for attention?!?! Jesus freakin' Christ, how pompous and pretentious can one human being be?!?!?!?!1!!1!!11!!!"
On the other hand, Conservative cabinet minister Helena Guergis shows up late for a flight at Charlottetown airport, then proceeds to pitch a fit when told to remove her shoes, screaming at various people, insulting workers who are only trying to do their jobs, then describing either the airport or Charlottetown as a "hell-hole":
"Meh, whatever. Slow news day, get over it. Nothing to see here, move along."
And that's why we here at CC HQ refer to Canada's Right as useless, irredeemable retards. I don't believe that requires any further explanation.
IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, this is what all the screeching panic is about:
If you missed it the first time, don't feel bad -- so did most people. The ones who are currently shitting themselves over it are the same ones locked away in their mom's basements, playing Van Halen records backwards and listening for references to Satan.
Yeah, those useless tools.