Torture? What torture? Oh ... that torture (emphasis nad-grindingly added):
Canada's troops investigated for Afghan abuse
Canada's military police have been quietly investigating allegations for more than a year that the country's troops abused Afghan detainees, CBC News has learned.
Canadian soldiers captured the detainees sometime in 2008 and the investigation into their conduct has been ongoing for at least a year.
And here it comes, the payoff:
It was uncovered in documents obtained by CBC News. The documents were written for Defence Minister Peter MacKay in March to prepare him for question period.
Yeah, that's gonna be awkward.