Saturday, December 19, 2009

"... and besides, the son of a bitch had it coming."

The setup:

"Your Honour, my client couldn't possibly be guilty of murder because he wasn't even there. And if he was there, he didn't do it. But if he did it, it was an accident. Besides, the son of a bitch had it coming."

Get ready because you know what's coming:

"There was absolutely no torture, not a single bit of evidence of it. But if there was, we didn't do it ourselves. And if we did, well, locking someone in a hot cell isn't technically 'torture'."

Who's going to be the first Blogging Tory that's going to make me right yet again? Because I really do enjoy being right about everything all of the time. It's what I do.

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