Monday, November 23, 2009
The passion of the Twatsy.
Apparently, deranged Christian mullethead and creepy Carrie Prejean obsessive Patrick "Nexus of Douchebagitude" Ross has once again sunk deep into the despair of CC Derangement Syndrome, publishing a recent post containing no fewer than 18 links referring to blog posts by your humble scribe, resulting in a crippling influx of readers from his post to this blog since around 9:30 last night (as far back as I can check via Sitemeter) whose numbers total exactly ...
Here's a suggestion, Twats. If you're going to continue stalking me, at least get some readers so I get some Sitemeter benefit out of it.
P.S. Yo, Twatsy! How's that "never gonna be a Harper deficit" working out for you? Just curious.
BONUS BOOT TO THE TWATSY NADS: And in the most delightful example of timing, one of the things that Twatdick is so panty-yankingly furious about -- Blogrunner's love affair with CC HQ:
Oh, And Twats? It doesn't matter how many posts you write defending Carrie Prejean, she's not going to give you a blowjob. She's seen your picture.
UPPITY DATE: Sitemeter tells me that a second reference from the Nexus of Douchebagitude came in earlier today. So that's two. Form a line, please. No pushing.