Monday, November 23, 2009

The passion of the Twatsy.


Apparently, deranged Christian mullethead and creepy Carrie Prejean obsessive Patrick "Nexus of Douchebagitude" Ross has once again sunk deep into the despair of CC Derangement Syndrome, publishing a recent post containing no fewer than 18 links referring to blog posts by your humble scribe, resulting in a crippling influx of readers from his post to this blog since around 9:30 last night (as far back as I can check via Sitemeter) whose numbers total exactly ...

One.

Here's a suggestion, Twats. If you're going to continue stalking me, at least get some readers so I get some Sitemeter benefit out of it.

Loser.

P.S. Yo, Twatsy! How's that "never gonna be a Harper deficit" working out for you? Just curious.

BONUS BOOT TO THE TWATSY NADS
: And in the most delightful example of timing, one of the things that Twatdick is so panty-yankingly furious about -- Blogrunner's love affair with CC HQ:



Oh, And Twats? It doesn't matter how many posts you write defending Carrie Prejean, she's not going to give you a blowjob. She's seen your picture.

UPPITY DATE: Sitemeter tells me that a second reference from the Nexus of Douchebagitude came in earlier today. So that's two. Form a line, please. No pushing.

33 comments:

Zorpheous said...

Well actually, Paddy-Bouy is linking to himself, kind like yanking his own doodle

CC said...

Zorph:

I didn't claim that Twatdick was linking directly to me in those links, only that each of those links represented, in some way and eventually, a referral to something I wrote. Which, of course, they must be.

And still, my Sitemeter page is utterly indifferent to the Twatsitude. How sad.

Holly Stick said...

Here is an admirable handling by the blogger of a comment on one of his blogposts by someone familiar:
http://diary.davidclimenhaga.ca/2009/11/globe-asks-has-dions-wife-gone-rogue.html

CC said...

Poor Patrick -- ever trying to weasel his way into conversations with the grownups, and ever getting his little pee-pee whacked for his trouble.

Then there was the time he tried to lecture PZ Myers on the subject of biological evolution. Hilarity inevitably ensued.

CC said...

By the way, I'm guessing that the very next comment at Mr. Climenhaga's blog will commence with the hysterical braying of, "LOL! ROTFL! OMFG!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Any bets? I'll give you odds.

Mentarch said...

CC: speaking of evolution ... check this one out - from a supposedly "prog blogger".

I am not amused ...

Balbulican said...

My theory is that both CC and Patrick are, in fact, Andy Kauffman.

Ti-Guy said...

By the way, I'm guessing that the very next comment at Mr. Climenhaga's blog will commence with the hysterical braying of, "LOL! ROTFL! OMFG!! HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

He's a journalist (of the type the media destroyed long ago) and his blog has comment moderation on. I imagine he knows better. If not, he'll learn soon enough.

KEvron said...

and dodo is bob zmuda.

KEvron

Stimpson said...

Wow, did Climenhaga ever bitch-slap Twatsy.

KEvron said...

"from a supposedly 'prog blogger'"

what's the story on letardo? i know i've seen the name before. google tells me he was involved in some sort of aggrgator drama a while back (yawn). sockpuppet, yes? acute, full-blown, up-the-meds, but a sockpuppet.

KEvron

KEvron said...

heh. letardo's now deleting some comments.

KEvron

liberal supporter said...

What? Is PR doing an impersonation again?

LeDaro said...

KEvron,Canadian Cynic is quite aware of aggregate thing. You don’t have to tell him. You are such a fucking hypocrite. You accuse others of vulgarity and following is in your profile:
"Please come up with a more appropriate name for the ringtoe:
the clitoris." Is that not vulgarity. You are full of it.

Ti-Guy said...

Patrick Ross posted under his sock-puppet "Sparky" in the same thread as well.

Mentarch said...

LeDaro: go back to your dark cave of ignorance - you demonstrated fraud.

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, it is sad that you claim to be a scientist and a professor and yet you're such an idiot and ignorant person.

Initially I thought you were a progressive individual but I was so wrong. As I said before go tea-bagging party with your uncle-ape.

All I was talking about was ethics on my blog and not religion as such but unfortunately you cannot read.

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, did you ever ponder how bloody self-conceited you are. Your blog is full of "I am a scientist" " I am this" and "I am that”, “ I am a professor”. No one gives a crap if you suck as a human being and you do.

Watch out. Your head is so ballooned that you may take off like that balloon boy scandal.

Frank Frink said...

My theory is that both CC and Patrick are, in fact, Andy Kauffman.

But only Patrick is Tony Clifton.

liberal supporter said...

Hey LeDaro, there is a comment on your "Test blog" from February of this year. Do you agree with it? One could think so given it has stayed there, unrebutted and unrebuked.

Mentarch said...

LeDaro: oh please - do keep on proving the point of what you really are. Your implosion is simply fascinating - you know, like watching a train wreck.

You know - I am seriously wondering now if LeDaro is not also an impersonation by Mr Ross - both of them are sure sounding the same now ... and a whole lot at that.

Heh ;-)

KEvron said...

then who's jim carey?

KEvron

LeDaro said...

liberal supporter, thank you. Long ago I was checking template and did that on a test blog. If there is a comment I will check. I did not think anyone will leave a comment on a test a blog unless he was being deleted on the main blog because of objectionable comments.

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, every comment of yours and your blog shows nothing but a severely bloated-ego. Get help before your head blows up.

You didn’t even read my post on Darwin carefully and blew up like a typical rightwing fanatic as they do when it comes to religion. I didn’t know that fanatics existed on both sides – religion and evolution - and now I know.

You need a little evolving before you can call yourself a human.

Mentarch said...

Yup - sounds like typical Mr Ross "childish name calling-as-argumentation" to me ...

900ft Jesus said...

Mentarch, you...you...you academic, you! Damned intellectual! How dare you show off by using facts, solid references, good spelling and polysyllabic words!

LeDaro said...

This is further ego-bloated mutual admiration club. As long that continues your academic/intellectual nonsense is just nonsense.

How are you any different than a White supremacist? They lay that claim because of their colour of skin and you lay the claim to your supremacy because of some ego-bloated academic/intellectual nonsense. Very humble eh!

Mentarch said...

LeDaro: your further implosion is getting dangerously close to an actual, complete emotional and cognitive breakdown - go get counseling - fast.

Either that - or you are simply further revealing your embrace of typical rightwingnutz "arguing" tactics.

Mentarch said...

900ftJ: yeah - guilty as charged ;-)

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, you finally diagnosed yourself. Yes get help. You spend too much time with mice in the lab and may be that is what is causing it.

Yeah, you will agree with 900ftJ because you want to be called academic/intellectual. You're really full of it man. It is also called megalomania. More help needed for you.

Mentarch said...

Please, LeDaro - do go on ...

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, you keep on writing comments to yourself on your own blog.
Here:
http://pov-mentarch1.blogspot.com/2009/11/climate-change-shlimate-change.html#comments

Who is having meltdown. Think for a change.

When people talk to themselves that much then there is something wrong with them. Boy you need help.

When a person plays self-righteous the way you do then who is the rightwing nut.

LeDaro said...

Mentarch, I see you're seeking the help of 900Feet Jesus. You need more than that. Besides 900Feet Jesus you need a professional to help you. :)