Opening sentences destined to stand the test of time:
As the jury deliberates whether or not to expel me from the Blogging Tories, I want to say that I really don't want to join the Liblogs.
And I'm fairly sure they're not really interested in having you, Iceman. But on behalf of everyone here at CC HQ, we'd like to thank you for the pants-peeing entertainment over the last couple of days. Really, it's been special.
THE DEBILITATING CLUELESSNESS: It's not clear Iceman understands exactly how the Intertoobz work:
At the end of the day, I need a site to host my Blog, ...
Epic intellectual fail.