Self-described loud, angry Jew and Blogging Tory Justin Hoffer:
"Oh, and I'm signing on with the Israeli military within the next two years. I'll send you all presents if you want them."
No, no, too pithy. Here, how about:
"Oh, and I'm signing on with the Israeli military within the next two years because, as the courageous Jewish stud that I am, I look forward to serving in a world-class military equipped with the nastiest weapons of mass slaughter ever devised and funded every year to tune of billions of dollars of American taxpayers' hard-earned money, in order that I might have the pleasure of wiping out countless poorly-armed, impoverished Palestinians, a lot of whom are no more than children throwing rocks."
OK, technically, that wasn't "tighter," but it was definitely more accurate.
AMUSINGLY, over at Red Tory's, Justin is slightly more forthcoming:
First, I’m going to get my Israeli citizenship next year. Shortly after that, I will be signing on with the Israeli military for three or four years before moving back to Canada.
Getting your Israeli citizenship, going to fight for another country, then ... coming back to Canada? Geez, Justin, that seems to be what the derogatory label "Canadian of Convenience" was pretty much invented for, wouldn't you say? I wouldn't be mentioning any of this plan to your Blogging Tory colleagues, Justin ... we already know what they think of dual citizens.