Shorter Adrian "Raphael Alexander" MacNair: "Fucking useless, parasitic, worthless brown people immigrant 'Canadians of convenience.' Unless it's my family. That's different."
REALLY, WHERE DOES ONE BEGIN? You could write a book psycho-analyzing the emotional damage obvious from Adrian's demented ravings, but here's the part I really enjoy:
I recall feeling quite rankled when, in conversations with [my Portuguese in-laws] before their departure back to their homeland, they said they hated Canada, and that it was a horrible country. They made it clear that they were not happy their daughter had married a Canadian, nor did their social circle extend beyond the cultural purity of their Portuguese nationality.
That’s fine for them. They had a plan, and they fulfilled it. But although my wife and her parents are Canadian citizens, it’s clear who is the real Canadian citizen, and who are “Canadian citizens”. Perhaps this will help my detractors understand why I put quotations around some citizens of this country. Or perhaps not.
So, if I read this correctly, one's "Canadian citizen-ness" is directly proportional to their unabashed love for this great country. Curiously, I know someone else who thinks Canada sucks. I await Adrian drawing the obvious conclusion.