Oh jolly bunnies and kittens, what a splendid offer this one is. Seems that the good folks at Liberal Party headquarters, home of the bright red cardigans, have come up with what might be the most thrilling, hell, scintillating of summer fun plans. A bar-b-cue with none other than visiting Canadian, Michael Ignatieff. That's right folks, you and yours will all gather on August 30 for a few relaxing beverages and some char broiled grub and while you're daubing the mustard off your chin, you're also raising money for the Liberal Party of Canada, the other white meatheads. Not only that, you get to visit with Michael Ignatieff, world famous human rights dilettante.
Hang on a sec... actually, you don't get to hang with Michael. You get to be on line for a conference call with the alternate lame, right-of-centre party leader. Talk about phoning it in. All you have to do is visit the Liberal Helpings website, register and be prepared to lick your chops for the leader. Well that and...
As a host you will be responsible for planning your event, inviting guests, covering expenses, and deciding if you want to set a donation price.
Is that all? Why that's just swell. The only thing I can think of that would be more fun than a bar-b-cue with a conference call would be a bar-b-cue without a conference call. The last thing I want to do is stop chewing just to catch platitudes from a useless poseur at speaker phone fidelity. The Canadian political landscape is a desolate wasteland with no decent options but at least there's wieners.