Wednesday, July 22, 2009

"Shut up," he explained.

South Carolina governor and life-long morals scold Mark Sanford would like you to know that his abandoning his position and going missing for several days while bonking his Argentinian trollop is none of your fucking business. So get over it. Really.

In other news, screwing around on your wife is serious stuff. Really. Mark said so. Once.

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