Thursday, July 23, 2009

I Timothy 2:11-14.


Shorter State Rep. John Adams (R-Ministry of Vice and Virtue): In a perfect biblical world, dirty sluts (aka women) would require a man’s permission for everything.

I'm sure SUZANNE is in complete shrieking agreement.

4 comments:

Kelseigh said...

Just FYI, Mark Sanford would like you to know it's unseemly to continue inquiring about his mistress.

Oh, abortion? That'll require a fully sexual history with signed affidavits of everyone involved, thank you.

The Duck Man said...

A man's permission, eh?

Isn't that was those wacky Islamic Fundamentalist states do?

Zorpheous said...

Can we get the punishment to be good old fashion stoning?

Zorpheous said...

Meanwhile, Dr. Jab the Hutt Roy wants us to know that whole recession thingy is over and happy days are here again,... providing we ignore for the next two years, un-employment, increase government debt and decreasing exports,...

But hey, like those are things that whiny liberals complain about,... the stock market is up today,... wooo-whooo, oh ya, baby baby, hubba hubba