Oh, for the love of God ... Blogging Tory Sandy Crux is back, with a fresh supply of adult diapers and her eye-rolling, hacktacular list of "Harper Government Accomplishments." Unsurprisingly, said accomplishments leave her regular commenters swooning in slack-jawed, mouth-breathing admiration, despite them being as hideously dishonest as ever.
Like this one:
(#65.) Randle Reef Clean-up (Link)
an "accomplishment" we fed through the wood-chipper way back here.
Readers are invited to peruse Sandy's list and wet themselves with hysterical laughter on their own time.
AH, THE ENDLESS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE: Really, you could skim that list and never stop giggling. How about this "accomplishment?":
(#10.) B’nai Brith International President’s Gold Medallion awarded to PM Stephen Harper (Link)
And what's that award all about? Following the link, we read the astonishing rationale:
Prime Minister Stephen Harper today became the first Canadian to receive the B’nai Brith International President’s Gold Medallion, in recognition of the Government’s efforts to fight discrimination and uphold human rights in Canada and around the world.
Quite so, Sandy, because when I think of Stephen Harper, fighting discrimination and upholding human rights around the world is the first thing I think of.
Could someone please wheel Sandy from her room at the home to the dining room now? They're having pudding for dessert. And Sandy likes pudding.
2 comments:
CC, I've spent enough time in the last few years in the company of well-informed and articulate residents of long term care institutions to rebuke you gently for assuming that the source of Cruxy's stupidity is senility.
Age has nothing to do with such sustained and omnipresent dumbassitude. In her case, I'd bet it's a life-long affliction.
I stand rebuked.
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