Blogging Tory co-founder Stephen Taylor tries his hand at humour and learns that, well, he sucks:
Where is Michael Ignatieff? Is he just vacationing?
Everyone in Ottawa is starting to wonder. Unlike the Prime Minister, who has official duties representing this country at events like the G8 and at funerals for past Governors General, as Opposition leader, Michael Ignatieff doesn’t have any real obligations when the House isn’t sitting beyond representing his constituents in Etobicoke-Lakeshore.
Ha ha! Oh, man, that Stephen ... he just kills. Here, let me try: Where was Stephen Harper for about seven weeks last winter? Was he just vacationing? Oh.
Some advice, Stephen -- don't try to be funny. You're just not very good at it.
BY THE WAY, Stephen, about those official PM duties like, oh, "representing this country at events like the G8 and at funerals for past Governors General," the last time I looked, it might have been better for Stephen the Corpulent if he had just stayed home. Know what I'm sayin'?