Monday, June 01, 2009

Well, sure, there's that, too.

Over at Blogging Tory blog The Politic, Matthew doesn't want us all jumping to unfortunate conclusions:

Associated Press Puts Story on Spin Cycle

May 31, 2009 · By Matthew Campbell

It’s sad when you have to turn to CNN to get a better scope of the story. Not that there aren’t wolves in sheeps’ clothing within the otherwise pro-life movement, but did anyone check into whether the doctor had some bad debts or domestic disputes recently?

Good thinking, Matthew. Why just assume that one of the nation's most high-profile abortion providers was snuffed because of, you know, abortiony stuff? Personally, I think it was a drug deal gone bad. Yeah, let's go with that. I'm thinking crack.

In unrelated news, Matthew is dumb as a sack of turds. I'm guessing that last observation was painfully redundant.

OH NOEZ!!1!111!! Colour me shocked. And make sure you read the first few comments where readers suggest that maybe it's time the FBI took a long, hard look at conspiracy charges. Granted, it's probably not the dark, sinister, years-in-the-planning conspiracy involved in pushing Ed Snell off his car but still, you just never know, do you?

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