Thursday, June 11, 2009
"Honestly, officer, no one saw it coming!"
"Really, officer, we're not sure what happened. We'd just started our meeting of the local branch of the Secular Humanists of Canada, and this ugly troll of a lady burst in, foaming at the mouth, screaming about 'fucking socialists destroying her country' and opened fire with, I swear, a pink shotgun! I've never seen anything like it."
Contacted for a comment, close personal acquaintance and fellow Canadian blogger Kate McMillan said, "Kathy who? And don't call back -- I have a gun and I know where you live", then promptly hung up.