Thursday, June 18, 2009
Apparently, we're going to court.
Over at Wendy's, "NAMBLA" Dick has announced that he's filing a statement of claim against me. I haven't seen anything, and I have no idea what it's about but, given his history, I have to believe he really is stupid enough to think he has a case.
So I'll be shameless -- it's now the CC Legal Defense and Single-Malt Scotch PayPal Fund. If we go to court, the lawyers get it. If we don't, the LCBO gets it. No, you can't have it back, but I'll think of you as I'm opening the bottle. Either way, I like to think of it as a good cause. I always blog better with a glass of 15-year-old Macallan beside me.
P.S. If there's enough loot, I might go after a few other people. I'd start with Wendy Sullivan. She has it coming.
OH, LOOK ... AN ACTUAL THOUGHT: After her howling defamation of yesterday, Wendy "Right Girl" Sullivan suddenly realizes that she is in a very, very bad place, and starts to walk it back:
Given the original libel, someone with a legal background can opine whether that constitutes a sufficiently sincere and public mea culpa. Personally, it looks kinda lame.
In any event, I think Wendy's going to be asking for separate lawyers. That's probably wise.