Canadian blogger and clinical psychopath Weiner Pratfall attempts to think deep thoughts:
For us, who follow these events as outsiders, it is impossible to say whether Abdelrazik is innocent or not. Only a proper – and transparent – investigation and inquiry can do that.
No, that doesn't scan quite right. Here, let me help:
When it comes to our suspicions of murdering hookers and the homeless, it is impossible to say whether Werner Patels is innocent or not. Only a proper -- and transparent -- RCMP-driven, Taser-filled investigation and inquiry can do that. Especially the Tasers part.
There we go. Much better. I call that "Werner-speak." Any resemblance to logic, critical thought or simple sanity is purely coincidental.