Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Um ... what?


Come again?

Rush Limbaugh: "Let me tell you who we conservatives are: We love people."

Um ... no, Rush, as a conservative, you don't. Because, quite simply, if you look around today, it would be hard to find a group more utterly and seethingly filled with roiling, white-hot hatred than modern conservatives.

You hate gays. You hate women. You hate kids. You hate minorities. You hate liberals. You hate anyone who's pro-choice. You hate hippies. You hate atheists. You hate feminists. You hate intellectual "elitists." You hate the poor. You hate Muslims. You hate pacifists. You hate socialists. You hate Palestinians. You hate the French.

Really, Rush, it's almost impossible to find someone you folks don't hate. And trust me -- as a Canadian, I know something about horrible, hate-filled conservatives.

4 comments:

Dr.Dawg said...

Of course Conservatives love people. Fried, with a side of boiled onions.

Audrey II said...

As you illustrated above, C.C., Limbaugh's "We love people" line makes me think of that "Super Patriot" cartoon that "Mad" magazine ran a good ways back, right down to the punchline.

Michael Harkov said...

Quite simply, if you look around today, it would be hard to find a group more utterly and seethingly filled with roiling, white-hot hatred than modern liberals.

You hate Christians. You hate the unborn. You hate Israel. You hate consertatives. You hate anyone who's pro-life. You hate free speech. You hate the military. You hate Canada west. You hate the rich. You hate libertarians. You hate private enterprise.

I'm sure you will continue to enlighten us about hate. In the meantime, again, it looks as if we're done here. Yes, we're indeed done.

Paladiea said...

No no you're all wrong the only people ARE conservatives. The rest of us are meat.


You hate Christians. You hate the unborn. You hate Israel. You hate consertatives. You hate anyone who's pro-life. You hate free speech. You hate the military. You hate Canada west. You hate the rich. You hate libertarians. You hate private enterprise.

No, see criticism is not hate. Pointing out idiocy is not hate. We do it because we hope you'll get better.

In the meantime, go look up the definition of hate.