Monday, February 02, 2009

The ALL-CAPS Travelling Road Show

Deluded foetaholic and perpetual scold, martyred Ste. SUZIE, Our Lady of the UPPER CASE, has packed up her doll clothes and tea set and emerged from her vapour tight cloister. She's taking her virtual collection of micro corpses along on the grand tour. She's currently appearing at stage left, serving up a big heap of bunkum in defense of the crazy lady with the octuplets. In an ideal reproductive culture things would be like this, the semen jet would pull up, hoist that mighty junk to a jaunty angle and issue forth a stream of life giving jag. The blessed emission pours into the waiting carriage and happy white children spring forth, ready to frolic.

11 comments:

fern hill said...

SHE also made a couple of appearances at Antonia's.

It's getting kind of scary.

deBeauxOs said...

Yikes!!! Just keep that Sperminator away from me, 'kay?

CC said...

In my own small way, I contributed to the comments section over at SL, but you really have to love this gem by Our Lady of the Blastocysts:

"balbulican has demonstrated some interest in what I have to say by linking to my blog and criticizing it– at least indirectly. I’m responding to what he has to say. If he’s not interested in what I have to say– he can not link."

So, not content with being a closed-minded, censorious cunt, Suzie has proclaimed that, if your sole purpose is to simply mock her, you cannot link to her. How very, very ... Suzie.

If there's any way to hemetically seal yourself any tighter against the outside world, I can't imagine what it is.

CC said...

"Hermetically," damn it.

Cameron Campbell said...

Umm.. does she think that she has power over html links on other sites?

WV (I'm not kidding): douse

I'm so very seriously LOLing right now

Balbulican said...

My point at Stageleft was pretty simple - that foetishists simply cannot distinguish between a clump of cells and a human being. She obligingly and explicitly confirmed precisely that. Case closed.

deBeauxOs said...

emetically sealed perhaps?

sooey said...

Imagine harnessing all that energy she has for the unborn and putting it toward the born.

Ti-Guy said...

Imagine harnessing all that energy she has for the unborn and putting it toward the born.

*shudder*

We all know how La Nitouche deals with the born.

thwap said...

That's a young Patrick Ross in that baby carriage there.

jj said...

That picture is freaking hilarious, psa. I don't know where you find this stuff...