He is being rounded up as we speak by BT Central, Waterboarding Division. He has committed a grave transgression requiring corrective swimming lessons.Contrary to the playbook, he failed to put HUSSEIN in all capital letters. This could result in someone not being aware of Obama's middle name.However, the rest of us are thankful for the continued mention of HUSSEIN courtesy of the fright wingers. That campaign was successful. As evidence of the success, observe that at the Inauguration, Obama and Roberts both spoke Obama's full name and there were no wingnut heads exploding in the distance, since they had been properly acclimatized. Instead they remained conscious and some even noticed Roberts flubbing the words of the oath. However, there are still scattered reports of fright winger heads exploding. It seems they were insufficiently briefed in other areas, and so gigabytes of rants about Obama being sworn in on a Koran went to waste.
You would think Barack (a Hebrew name, btw) would get much bigger play than "HUSSEIN".Maybe it's just me. Yeah, it's just me.wv = "handui" (what Stephen Taylor uses when he runs out of tissue)
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