Monday, December 08, 2008

Liberals, Born To Lose

Dear Liberal Party of Canada, just fucking roll over and die already, you painfully stupid goofs. For a few magical hours you almost had folks convinced that you could get your sorry acts together and oppose Steve the autocrat. Then, with a twinkly flick of the ineptitude wand you went right back to the self destructive infighting we've come to know and love. So go ahead pull a Mulroney, bankrupt yourselves and pilot the good ship Grit onto the rocks. Get it over with. Install the ethically retarded philosopher but don't forget to engage in all manner of bitter internecine squabbling first, it is the Liberal way. I'll look forward to seeing Monsieur Duceppe as the leader of the Her Majesty's Loyal Opposition, at least there will be one savvy politician, with experience, empathy and ethics willing to stand against big Steve's mob.

18 comments:

sooey said...

Crazy, eh? Luckily, the Liberals can screw themselves forever and Stephen Harper STILL won't win a majority government.

Pearce Richards said...

So... not a fan of Ignatieff I take it? hahaha

Neither am I, over at my blog I described the choice that it feels like a decision between Rae and Ignatieff as choosing between getting kicked in the right or left testicle.

Both options are still better than getting your nuts cut off by Harper, and the infighting between Rae and Ignatieff is about the last thing the Liberals need right now.

psa said...

big steve will be the author of his own undoing. which is handy because this millennium's version of the liberals couldn't undo a zipper with illustrated instructions.

Frank Frink said...

psa, it's worse. much worse, than the zipper analogy. They couldn't even undo a velcro attachment with same instructions you noted.

Christopher said...

"psa, it's worse. much worse, than the zipper analogy. They couldn't even undo a velcro attachment with same instructions you noted."

They couldn't undo a velcro strip with illustrated instructions for a zipper?

There has to be a reason for this insanity!

Romantic Heretic said...

The Liberals and the Conservatives, to me, resemble the Soviet Union and the U.S. of A. They defined themselves by their enemies.

And like the aforementioned nations without an enemy they had no way to exist. Their entire reason for existing was to oppose their enemy.

The Soviet Union destroyed itself with sloth, corruption and an ideology that had no place in the world. Just as the Progressive Conservatives did.

For a time that left only the U.S. as the only nation that mattered. But without the Soviet Union, the U.S. lost its way, frittered away the opportunity it was given and is now following its enemy into the dustbin of history. So are the Liberals.

"Humans are the most interesting insect on Earth. Don't you agree?" ;)

Mike said...

psa,

I believe the correct analogy is that they could not pour piss from a boot if the instructions were printed on the heel.

And yep, you are right.

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