From the latest report from Moscow on the Assiniboine, probably the funniest line you'll read all day:
Indeed, one well-known blogging Tory was wandering the hallways outside the convention area ruefully approaching reporters and holding up his yellow, party-issued media accreditation.
"These things actually restrict access," he said.
"We'd like to thank all of our loyal Blogging Tory supporters, who are now welcome to piss off and shut the fuck up, thanks for coming, and keep those membership fees rolling in. Suckers."