... and swallow your coffee first.
AFTERSNARK: Jabba the Roy oozes:
I asked a question and identified myself as a Blogging Tory. HM PM said he wanted. to thank the Blogging Tories for our blogs.
And which Blogging Tories would HM PM SH be such a fan of? Would it be the mindless, sycophantic stenographer? Perhaps the cripplingly senile, gibbering, Obama-obsessed loon? This fetus fetishist? That fetus fetishist? The eugenicist? The amateur gynecologist? The man who jerks off to reports of violent minority deaths? Perhaps it's the God-obsessed, scientifically-illiterate dingbat? Or the talentless porn author? The pathological liar? Mayhap it's the self-absorbed, narcissistic wingnut who is encouraging his readers to commit theft and vandalism? Those scientific ignorants over at The Politic? Perhaps the beer-swilling he-men over at "Dust My Broom" who think sexually-infused assault on women is knee-slappingly funny? Or, God help us all, he might be a regular reader of Canada's mostest, bestest white supremacist, Nazi sympathizer who thinks millions of dead Jews are a real scream and who wants drug addicts to kill themselves.
I have to stop now, or I could be here all day. Seriously.
DOUBLE AFTERSNARK: If only someone had had the wit to immediately ask Harper which Blogging Tories he reads on a regular basis, I'm guessing it might have turned out something like this:
Yeah, I'm fairly sure it would have turned out like that.