Saturday, November 01, 2008

Budget balancing is hard werk.


You know who we haven’t checked on in practically forever, boys and girls? SUZANNE!!11!!!!11!111111!!!1111!

Let’s see what our favouritest fetus-fetishist evah is up to 'cause that should be bunches of fun.

The Ontario Ministry of Finance wants is conducting an online pre-budget consultation.

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The Minister asks:
Given the current fiscal challenges, what government programs could be delayed, phased in more slowly or eliminated?

My response:

Stop funding abortion. Stop funding sex change operations. Eliminate all funding for all elective surgeries. Sell TVO. Eliminate funding for the women's directorate. Eliminate non-elected regional governments. Stop any funding to the arts and athletes. Just stop adding programs. We pay 9 billion interest on the debt. We don't have the right to add more programs. Privatize health care.

Eeek ... I guess when I said "bunches of fun", I really meant "eye-gouging crazyfest". But never let it be said that LuLu does not give credit where credit is due. After all, our gal SUZANNE really put some effort into that list.

In the midst of her oh-so helpful looting and pillaging ... I mean budget balancing for the good of us all (yeah, that's it), SHE manages to hit abortion rights, transgender individuals aka "Teh Gay — ewwwwwww" in SUSIE’s tiny little mind, sick people, feminists, artists and athletes. Of course, the fact that most of these groups have a tendency not to vote for mouthbreathing, social conservative whackos is purely coincidental.

No, really.

6 comments:

CC said...

Stop funding the Catholic school system, and abolish religion's tax-exempt status.

Reality Bites said...

Actually, the steadily declining votes for the Christian Heritage Party clearly indicate that not even mouthbreathing, social conservative whackos vote for mouthbreathing, social conservative whackos. Only obsessed lunatics like SUZANNE do.

MgS said...

So...fundamentally, Suzanne wants to attack women's health, GLBT people, women's equality rights, culture.

More generally, as usual she has no idea about what 'elective' surgery means.

It's so nice to know how anti-life the 'pro-life' crowd is.

Ti-Guy said...

It's interesting to see SUZANNE recommend the privatisation of health. Sure, that'll save us a ton of money. Just ask the Americans.

On the other hand, I wonder just how much of that health care SUZANNE and her brood of genetic throwbacks will end up sucking up in their lifetimes?

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

cc: "Stop funding the Catholic school system, and abolish religion's tax-exempt status."

Yeah, that kind of stuck out as a glaringly conspicuous omission to me, too. Is it honest-to-goodness stupidity?

Zorpheous said...

Does little Suzzy know how much money she would have to spend to afford health insurance for her family.

These neo-clowns think that they will end up saving tonnes of money with privatized health care, but in reality it costs about 75% to 120% more, and the tax saving doesn't even come close to covering it.