Shorter Canadian conservatives: "The fact that Stephen Harper recently assured us that everything was perfectly fine, and that we are now bailing out Canadian mortgage holders to the tune of $25 billion only proves that we were right all along."
You only wish I was kidding.
P.S. I blame the Liberals.
JESUS CHRIST, I WAS JOKING. The above was clearly over-the-top satire, and yet, God help us all, here's Stephen the Putrescent:
... Mr. Harper said the [$25 billion] backstop demonstrates the Tories are taking steps to fix things.
“It shows we act in advance to deal with issues. We do not wait for the point at which we are in crisis.”
What is left to parody?