Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear (insert deity of choice):


Are you fucking kidding me?

That’s it — I’m moving to Aruba. Who’s with me?

And furthermore. Guess who just called my place? Go on ... guess.

If you said my mother, you'd be totally right. Now where did I put the martini glasses? I need one for each hand, don't you know.

19 comments:

Sheena said...

I'm flying Bearskin to Ottawa tomorrow night. I have to find my boots first.

B-E-A-R, people. B-E-A-R.

psa said...

Hah, I've flown Bearskin. The little vintage plane was cute! First time I've ever noticed the sensation of going sideways in turbulence.

Sheena said...

My blog commenter regular WhiteNoise refers to the Bearskin Metroliner as the "death tube".

Frank Frink said...

Meanwhile in Lotusland....

Bwahahahahahahaha! ;-)

LuLu said...

Lalalalalalalalalala ... I can't heeeeaaaaarrr yooouuuuu.

Must be all the Grey Goose ;-)

Frank Frink said...

Ummmmmmm..... looks more like Snow Goose ;-)

LuLu said...

Funneee ;-)

Balbulican said...

Aruba? Naw. Bonaire. Not so many casinos, more donkeys, better diving.

Frank Frink said...

Sounds great, balby. More ass ;-)

Dr.Dawg said...

I'm with you.

Obviously global warming is a myth. : )

Paladiea said...

I can control the weather so take that suckers!

It's practically balmy here, and shall remain so.

Frank Frink said...

But can you turn back the hands of time, paladiea? Can you build a castle from a single grain of sand? Can you make a ship sail over dry land?

sooey said...

Should be a fun time in Ottawa, Sheena. I've got my kick ass boots and skin tight jeans all ready for a night out. Think Sid Vicious meets... PeeWee Herman.

Sheena said...

Are all those hot new Conservative caucuses in town yet?



(word verification makes Sheena type "clinga")

Paladiea said...

But can you turn back the hands of time, paladiea? Can you build a castle from a single grain of sand? Can you make a ship sail over dry land?

No, theoretically, and yes.

sooey said...

Caucii?

And there's no such thing as hot New Conservative, Sheena.

Sheena said...

How about just stupid and rich?

sooey said...

Hm. Well, there's plenty of stupid. Not much rich, though. But stupid, real stupid. And, well, more stupid.

Yup. Ottawa's IQ is pretty much in the double digits now. Thanks, Canada. Thanks a lot!#%&*#!

Red Tory said...

Frank's already beaten me to it, but you would simply not believe what a fabulous day it was here in Lotusland Monday. Sunny, warm... not a cloud in the sky for most of the day. Kind of weird actually — sort of like an errant bit of summer that had been suddenly stranded in late October.