My nipples quiver with anticipation:
The McCain team has hastily assembled a team of former Bush White House aides to tutor the vice-presidential candidate, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, on foreign-policy issues, to write her speeches and to begin preparing her for her all-important Oct. 2 debate against Sen. Joe Biden.
Yeah, we all know where this is going, don't we?
I may have to spring for cable just for this. Either that or find an accommodating bar.