Feel free to invent your own punchline. As a resident of Waterloo -- home of RIM and the Blackberry -- I find this falsehood particularly stomach-churning.
P.S. This is, of course, in no way like Al Gore "claiming" to have invented the Internet. Not at all. Because it isn't. So shut up. Really, just fucking shut up.
P.P.S. How much more pathetic is this going to get?
"Under my guiding hand, Congress developed a wireless spectrum policy that spurred the rapid rise of mobile phones and Wi-Fi technology that enables Americans to surf the web while sitting at a coffee shop, airport lounge, or public park."
What possible response can there be to this deranged madness?
AFTERSNERK: I have to believe that at least some of Canada's MSM is going to have some fun with this. If you spot a related news piece, let us know.
AND they're off.