Sunday, September 14, 2008

New & Improved!

ALL_CAPS BARBIE



Now with 100% less filthy, sinful genitalia. Approved by Pope Ratzenfucker!

(Only available in blonde!)

9 comments:

LuLu said...

As god is my witness, I have no idea what to say about this. No, really ... this is just 9 kinds of wrong ;-)

The Seer said...

No sinful genitalia? Is this an Immaculate Conception Barbie?

Ti-Guy said...

It's a late term abortion Barbie.

My sister had Barbie's sister (?) Midge, who could go through puberty on demand. You raised one of her arms (or twisted it around, I can't remember) and she grew a bit and sprouted boobs.

sooey said...

Midge... wasn't she Barbie's drunken slut cousin?

I'm gonna try that arm thing...

Sheena said...

It's the C-Section Too Posh to Push Barbie.

Sheena said...

Ti-Guy is thinking of Growing Up Skipper. Midge was born slutty.

KEvron said...

heh. reminds me of my friend's own artwork.

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

Ti-Guy is thinking of Growing Up Skipper.

That's right. Skipper. I had brush-cut, bearded, cruising bar GI Joe.

Who are the freaks who design these toys?

sooey said...

Republicans.