Saturday, August 02, 2008

Sweet tap-dancing Jesus.


Big Daddy and his security-breaching, news-dumping, in-and-out fuckwits have reached a new high when it comes to their accountabiliciousness. Shorter version — it was allllllll the jiggly, biker chick girlfriend's fault that Mad Max had such an embarrassing ooopsie when it came to his confidential NATO briefing books. No, really.

Do you think Sandy will put this little item on her gushy, spittle-flecked list?

And furthermore. You can always rely on the Trusty Tory for undeniable proof that the average mouthbreathing, Big-Daddy-humping BT will swallow anything that absolves their glorious, transparent and accountable government. Ass clown.

For what it's worth,
TT you fucktard, I have an extremely high security clearance. I've also transported confidential documents in a NATO standard briefcase which can only be opened with a combination and a key. More importantly, the documents are not to be removed while in transit from point-of-origin to point-of-destination.

So you have your choice of possibilities here — either Mad Max opened his briefcase and removed the documents in Couillard's apartment or he gave her the key and the combination and she removed them. Guess what? Regardless of how it played out, the blame lies solely on Bernier's shoulders.

I guess accountability just isn't what it used to be, huh?

23 comments:

Red Tory said...

Oh dear, you used a bad word. That completely invalidates everything you have to say. ;)

LuLu said...

No doubt that will stand as TT's pearl-clutching response to my argument.

KEvron said...

"you used a bad word."

nah, i'm pretty sure i'm seen trusty rombone drop the occassional dangling participle.

KEvron

Dr.Dawg said...

My, such language! "dangling participle," indeed. A little civility, if you don't mind. No wonder the intellectual heavyweights at BT refuse to engage you guys. :)

I'm still feeling ill about that report. LuLu has nailed it, but this is one of those times I do wish I had something to add.

I don't, though, so I thought I'd wag my finger instead.

KEvron said...

off topic:

if anyone is having browser trouble when trying to access certain blogs, the likely cause is sitemeter. may have something to do with cookies, but that techie stuff leaves me flummoxed.

KEvron

Frank Frink said...

nah, i'm pretty sure i'm seen trusty rombone drop the occassional dangling participle.

Oh, and the things he's reputed to have done with diphthongs.

Just sayin'.

Frank Frink said...

KEVron - the problem is with blogs, not just on Blogger but any platform, which use sitemeter coupled with trying to access on an IE 6 or IE 7 browser.

So, accessing CC hasn't been affected.

Probably another overzealous 'summer intern' issue...

Probably best to download Firefox anyway.

deBeauxOs said...

How verrrry in-te-resting. CTV carries a news item about this on their website. In light of LuLu's experience with the way NATO documents are handled, this jumped out at me:

...Due to lack of evidence to refute Bernier's version of events, he did not remove the materials from his unlocked briefcase.

So Bernier claims the briefcase was unlocked. How verrrry convenient.

KEvron said...

lots of problems going on right now on the internets, frank. sitemeter is defintely one of them.

KEvron

Cherniak_WTF said...

So you have your choice of possibilities here — either Mad Max opened his briefcase and removed the documents in Couillard's apartment or he gave her the key and the combination and she removed them. Guess what? Regardless of how it played out, the blame lies solely on Bernier's shoulders.
Of course Connies always try to blame others for their stupidity. They are worse than children, for children will tell the truth.

Here is a simple question: If Bernier was not responsible, why did he resign?

...Due to lack of evidence to refute Bernier's version of events, he did not remove the materials from his unlocked briefcase.
Something about "plausible deniability" that will be swallowed by Conservatives and other stupid people... "hey it could happen"...

Ti-Guy said...

trusty rombone

The beauty is, he'll never get this.

Red Tory said...

I have to admit that I find the whole Bernier Affair ultra-tiresome.

Ti-Guy said...

Except that the Conservatives continue to lie about everything. That's was continues to be so intriguing.

Couillard's not off the hook as far as I'm concerned (she's just too louche to be accorded a lot of benefit of the doubt), but on a balance of probabilities, who's most likely to be engaged in something untoward here...biker gang associate or the Conservative government? Dilemas, dilemas...

KEvron said...

"he'll never get this."

not without paying hard cash....

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

not without paying hard cash....

...?

Oh! Good one. Took me a while to get that.

The Trusty Tory said...

Look at the circle jerk going on! You should warn outsiders to wear a rain coat and galoshes when entering this forum....it's quite sticky in here.

By the way, assclown is one word. If you're going to steal words from me, maybe you can take the time to learn how to use them.

KEvron said...

"By the way, assclown is one word."

straight from the horse's mouth.

KEvron

Sheena said...

Julie: Ooohhh Maxie... take off those briefs and join me between the satin sheets...

Maxime: Ah yeah baby...

Julie: Not *those* briefs you assclown.

Ti-Guy said...

it's quite sticky in here.

How simply vulgar.

I'd go over more often to your blog and bother you directly, but that infestation of humourless screech harpies you've got there (especially MaryTard and Albertard Girl) always cause me to want to start behaving in a less than gentlemanly fashion.

LuLu said...

By the way, assclown is one word.

But you're special, TT, which means you get your very own spelling. Thanks for stopping by and so ably proving my point. Ass. Clown.

Cherniak_WTF said...

straight from the horse's mouth.
That would be straight from the assclown's mouth.

KEvron said...

maybe the horseclown's(one word of two, rombone?) ass?

KEvron

Wayne said...

Quit clowning around you dumb asses, this is serious.