Monday, August 18, 2008

Apparently, that voluntary donations thing isn't working out for Kathy.


Five Feet of Delusion Kathy Shaidle turns to soft-core porn to raise a few bucks. Can the Kathy sex tapes be far behind? Only $14.99 or you'll be forced to watch them.

AFTERSNARK: I'm guessing that Mr. Five Feet of Buyer's Remorse is looking at what's on Kathy's website, comparing that to what he comes home to, and is starting to wonder when he's going to wake up from this hideous nightmare.

13 comments:

Southern Quebec said...

That was creepy.

psa said...

Not going there, nope.

LuLu said...

There's nothing like a little pimpalicious cheesecake to get teh Righties in a generous frame of mind.

Do you think she has flash cards for Mr. Five Feet of What was I Thinking™? You know ... to help?

Renee said...

Hey, that's Dita von Teese! At least it's high class soft-core porn.

Renee said...

(Although that brings up the question: what cut of the proceeds is Dita getting? Or did Kathy just, you know, steal the photo and use it on her website for commercial purposes? Because that would be, er, stealing.)

Cherniak_WTF said...

Or did Kathy just, you know, steal the photo and use it on her website for commercial purposes? Because that would be, er, stealing.)
That is exactly what it is.... but the law is for others don't you know...

psa said...

Just sent an email along to Dita's web master. Mmm, popcorn.

Romantic Heretic said...

Five feet should have stolen stolen some of Dita's hardcore stuff. Which is of a quality far above the dreck that usually passes for porn.

She'll need the money to cover herself against yet another lawsuit.

I'll bring the beer. :D

CC said...

psa:

I'm not sure I'd push that copyright infringement thing too hard. We here at CC HQ don't exactly have clean hands, if you catch my drift.

But I'm working to rectify that.

Red Tory said...

I must be totally out of the loop here.

Who the heck is "Dita", who's "Ed" and why should I care?

psa said...

point taken cc, thing is we aren't begging for contributions, thereby using that copyright material to profit or otherwise generate income.

Cherniak_WTF said...

Red, Dita Von Teese is a burlesque artist and "soft-core" model (fetish).

She is quite popular and known for her retro style (think of Bettie Page).

She was once married to Marilyn Manson.

KEvron said...

my favorite band (currently), devotchka, toured with von teese for a while.

KEvron