First, there's the hideously uninformed enthusiasm:
Bush lifts ban on offshore drilling.
This is a fantastic move. The easiest, most effective way to bring oil prices down is for the United States to drill. Whether its on the outer continental shelf, or ANWR, or both, when America declares its intention to drill, the speculators will back off.
This puts more pressure on the Democrats in Congress to lift its moratorium on offshore drilling as well. All the top-ranking Democrats have said we can't drill our way out of this. From Nancy Pelosi to Harry Reid to Barack Obama. I think we can. And, we will.
And, once again, there's that pesky reality brought to you by people who aren't retarded.
You're right, that was too easy. I'll try to do better next time.