Saturday, June 07, 2008

The commercial possibilities are endless.


Apparently, when it comes to abstinence, it really is just a case of keeping your pants on.

But why stop with abstinence pants? I'm thinking Super Clips hair salons, and their new line of abstinence mullets:





Dear Super Clips: I'm his agent. Call me. Let's chat.

5 comments:

LuLu said...

I'm sorry but that picture is probably far more effective than a chastity belt. I'm just sayin' ...

CC said...

First woman: "What does he use for birth control?"

Second woman: "His personality."

Beijing York said...

Do you think those True Love Waits sweat pants come in large sizes? I think Jason Kenney could use a pair.

mikmik said...

Haha, CC!!
Of course there's the old joke:
Why does he cry after sex?
It's the mace.

KEvron said...

another oldie for ya:

what'd twatsie do with his first fifty cent peice?

nothing; he locked himself in the toilet, so she stole his wallet.

KEvron