Thursday, May 15, 2008

Simple answers to simple questions.


The Atheist Conservative asks in appropriately scare-mongering fashion: Is Stephane Dion a Scientologist?!??!!?!!?

Answer: No, you ignorant fuckwit.

This has been today’s installment of "Simple answers to simple questions."

LuLuSnark. If one were to apply the AC’s rather convoluted logic to his posting, he may just be kidding. But then again, he may be completely serious — only he knows for sure.

What he’s definitely doing, in this girl's opinion, is fishing for comments. Tsk, tsk ... how gauche.

10 comments:

sassy said...

Now, that's one desperate question.

Very revealing.

Niles said...

If any leader of a Canadian political party is a Scientologist...just going by the earmarks of oh...paranoic; highly centralized control of a personality cult; resorts to lawsuits to quell opponents; has a 'secret' agenda and many operatives in the communications sphere hunting and reviling opponents; saying things that mean what he wants them to mean that day; presenting as accountable and socially superior; expecting policies to be accepted by the faithful as parsed out of speeches in place of actual development plans; etc...

...who...WHO could that fit?

E in MD said...

Umm....

Is he bigger than a breadbox?

Does he have wheels?

Is he Santa Clause?

Balbulican said...

I think it was a joke.

Frank Frink said...

What he’s definitely doing, in this girl's opinion, is fishing for comments

Therefore he must, in the future, be referred to as 'The Atheist Conservative (who in reality is actually Patrick Ross)'.

David said...

It was a bad joke. Comedy is hard, and the AC makes it seem impossible.

Red Tory said...

If he was fishing for comments it seems he caught a doughy whale in the process. Fatprick is over there calling people "religious bigots"... What a maroon.

mikmik said...

Okay, y'know what? Is this going to become one of their standard excuses: it is slightly tongue in cheek/ is satire, et-fucking-cetera?

Talk about shitty parody/satire you fucking wankers, it sounds identical to your 'serious' bullshit in every way.

As far as we (people with wit and brains) are concerned, you suck at both: satire, and reason.

I guess I am fucking real pissed off when fuckheads try to manipulate others with 'tests' and can go either way when they explain themselves(finally) being able to refute whatever view comments and responces take.

Grow up motherfuckers

Cameron Campbell said...

mikmik "going to become"?

It's been stock in trade of the whack job portion of the right wing end of the spectrum for years...

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

AC's come-on, overheard at a bar:

AC: "Tickle your c*nt with a feather?"

Object of Desire: "WHAT??? What did you say???"

AC: "Typical country weather."