Apparently, you can be too stupid to be a Conservative cabinet minister. If I was Helena Guergis, I'd be feeling a mite nervous right about now.
"Ms. Couillard says her name has been unfairly dragged through the mud and that the public humiliation has been devastating."
Um ... yeah. She "has been married to one biker, lived with another, and dated a third alleged biker as recently as 2005," but it took going out with Maxime Bernier to really trash her reputation.
Seriously, the comedic possibilities there are endless, aren't they?