Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Brain bleach ... must find brain bleach.


Shorter Wendy "Girl on the Right" Sullivan: While I don’t actually like or want children, my biological clock starts screaming every time I’m around a true, conservative Alpha Male — those shining white examples of pure breeding stock. I blame Mark Steyn ... who is just the dreamiest.

21 comments:

Balbulican said...

I'll bet if Mark Steyn knew he is being publicly called upon to irrigate NeoConCanada's most disturbed ovaries, he'd rethink his position on free speech and blogging pretty quickly.

jj said...

That was lurid and creepy.

But never mind that -- Mark Steyn an "alpha male"? BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ti-Guy said...

Maybe when Mark Steyn becomes completely unemployable, he'll start up his own line of man juice in support of the Greatest Imperative of Our Time...the declining breeding of the "fairer" races. I just hope for his sake that that hair isn't genetic...it looks a little too....hmmm...kinky...to be above suspicion.

Balbulican said...

I'm kinda glad my wife hasn't publicly labeled me a "Beta Male" while wistfully clutching her nether regions and offering up her ovaries to her fantasy alpha. Must be an interesting relationship.

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

Understood, Balbulican, but if Girl on the Right were your wife, you might be rather pleased by this development, non?

jj said...

"I'm kinda glad my wife hasn't publicly labeled me a "Beta Male"

I broke up laughing when I saw that. Holy cow, way to make a guy feel, you know... inadequate? And they say *feminazis* are castrators.

liberal supporter said...

She's married?

¢rÄßG®äŠŠ said...

She's married?

Wow. Maybe there is a God. This what exactly Denyse O'Leary has been looking for.

Frank Frink said...

Balby, I think Steyn knows.

Clearly, they were just meant to be... ummmm... just be.

Frank Frink said...

"I'm kinda glad my wife hasn't publicly labeled me a "Beta Male"

I broke up laughing when I saw that. Holy cow, way to make a guy feel, you know... inadequate? And they say *feminazis* are castrators.


Guess they're both just happy for whatever they've got. They're getting. Or not getting.

I can't help but think of one of those 'Lowered Expectations' bits from MADtv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxL1uXwSrdU

Zorpheous said...

God, what a scanky little whore Right Girl is.

So Basically it like this,...

"I married a guy, but I don't want his sub-par children wasting my time,... but if the Right Alpha Dick comes a long I'll spread my legs like peanut butter and become his cum receptor,... oh and screw my morals and wedding vows,..."

Now that is one classy chick Right Girl is. If I say Cath right shit like this on internet, you could take to the bank that there would some serious discussions at our house.

Right Girl didn't marry a Beta Male, she married a doormat if he puts up this kind crap!!!

And the right wingers say we lack a moral compass,... Christ all mighty, what a bunch of douche bags.

Zorpheous said...

PS, bleach isn't strong enough, this requires 1 molar strength HCl to burn away that crap stain.

liberal supporter said...

And the right wingers say we lack a moral compass

They are correct. Most of the rest of us are raised to be moral, and understand why we should be moral. Something about respecting others, following the golden rule, and "there but for the grace of god go I". Plus understanding the meaning of "god" as used in that quote, whether one actually follows a religion or not.

Self hating right wingers, on the other hand, need a moral compass since they cannot think for themselves, only pick a set of rules and obey. This compass usually comes in a kit with their decoder rings, used for communicating in code with like mindless others.

Ti-Guy said...

Huh. I didn't actually follow the link, because RightGirl is, well...a scary psycho...but I didn't realise she actually is married.

Anyway, I think she's being creative here; tapping into her inner goddess of fertility. Of course, when Eve Ensler wrote "The Vagina Monologues," she was being a hairy dirty hippie dyke. Not "pure" like our RightGirl.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to shower...Must. Scrub. Harder. Can't. Get. Clean...

mikmik said...

The commandment says to not covet thy neighbors wife but nothing about alpha males - give her time, give her time.

liberal supporter said...

That is an awful lot of ass to covet.

Frank Frink said...

Zorph, considering her penchant for 'fundraising by flashing her bra-bound puppies online' I suggest she just find some chubby-loving porn site operator and go whole hog. You know she wants to. If you gnome sane.

Red Tory said...

Eeew. I stopped right at the title. What a hideous image.

chris said...

Gack! Thppptt!

sharonapple88 said...
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sharonapple88 said...

I broke up laughing when I saw that. Holy cow, way to make a guy feel, you know... inadequate?

It's the sort of thing you're suppose to say to a friend ("You're a great guy, but...") not the guy you're married to.