Sunday, May 18, 2008

The anticipation is just killing me.

If, you know by killing me, I really mean I want no part of this mouthbreathing insanity. But I digress.

Actual "teaser" (ew, ew, ewwwwwww) from Wendy "Mark Steyn ... Please Father my Unwanted Children!!!11!!1" Sullivan:

Very Big Things™ are going to be coming to GOTR over the weekend.

Please God, please tell me she’s not going to be posting pics of herself without the bra. I’m not sure I can deal with that. In fact, I’m not sure anyone with even the weakest grip on reality can deal with that. And while I’d like to say that I will not be going anywhere near that full-figured House of Teh {{pant, pant}} Steynian Worship masquerading as a blog anytime soon, I can’t. I love you all dearly so I’m going to take this bullet so you won’t have to.

CC, do we have health insurance? Something tells me I'm gonna need it after the big, big, BIG announcement.


Robin said...

All I can say is you're a braver human being than I, LuLu.

Frank Frink said...
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Frank Frink said...

Oy! I truly hope it's not what you're thinking.

D'ya think I still have time to get a few $$$ over to her to keep the hounds penned up in the kennel, so to speak? I mean, we already know she's willing to do stuff for money. All that's left to do is some mere haggling over the price.

Sheena said...

Stop being so oppressive of the flowering of a young woman's sexuality.

Balbulican said...

Is it just me, or does anyone else thing "GOITER" when I see her acronym, GOTR?

Probably just me. Everytime our local host says that CBOT is available on the Sirius satellite network, I get the urge to call and ask if it's also on the Slightly Facetious Satellite Network as well.

Ti-Guy said...

Stop being so oppressive of the flowering of a young woman's sexuality. of these flowers.

E in MD said...

I wonder if we can pay her to put clothes back on. How much does a burqa cost these days anyways?

Ti-Guy said...

This has been the bizarrest manifestation of conservatism I've seen pop up since they all lost their minds on 9/11. T&A to challenge the repression of female sexuality within Islam, all within a general movement conservatism that demonises female sexuality.

They are quite nuts. We need to intern them, like...yesterday.

jj said...

"Is it just me, or does anyone else thing "GOITER" when I see her acronym, GOTR?"

I am so glad someone else sees that. Whew.

Dana Hunter said...

Lulu, darling, I'd get you some body armor, but some absolute fuckhead down here didn't plan well for the war, and, well, there isn't any.

Thank you for your sacrifices. We shall never forget what you've done for us.

Balbulican said...

Well, it's a blogcast. It's the usual kinda blogcast-bad - a long, smarmy, self-important, unfocused, ill-informed and not very funny conversation between two folks, stitched together with clumsy edits when they run out of stuff to say. Imagine the pointless chatter of your least favourite morning DJs stretched to unbearable length, or overhearing a desultory conversation on a long bus ride between two people trying to impress each other. Her and some older guy who doesn't really get to say much.

The most interesting things I learned:

Baby boomers are "the first generation to go to university." (???)

You can be "arrested" in Canada for "offending" people.

Right Girl was a spoiled only child, has hairy legs, and feels she should have been beaten more as a child. She has an anxious and painfully forced laugh. She says "Febyouary".

It's pretty useful if you want to remind yourself just how utterly idea-free and inane these folks are - how utterly reliant they are on cliche, on reassuring each other that their hatred is really okay, that Muslims are horrible, that brown people fuck their know the stuff.

I won't do that again, but I thought you might as well share the pain with me.

Red Tory said...

Treat yourself to something decadent... and a long, hot shower.

Dana Hunter said...

Balbulican, truly, you deserve a medal. Ye gods.

Does anyone have some ear bleach for this poor soul?