And as much as I've grown tired of paddling Patsy Ross on a regular basis, Red Tory couldn't resist one last boot to the nads, accompanied by the only thing you'll ever need to know about Patsy:
I, on the other hand, am above that kind of instant gratification, and prefer to take the long view; to be a visionary, as it were:
Eerie, isn't it, Patsy? It's like looking into the future.
P.S. And remember, ladies ... he's single.