Five Feet of Bowel Obstruction Kathy Shaidle thinks it's a total hoot when people won't put their money where their, you know, mouth is:
I also liked the black guy who won't donate ten bucks to Obama but "talks to a lot of people" about him because "that's more valuable." Those of you over the age of 25 have already translated that as "I am a loser."
This will be the one time where Kathy and I see eye-to-eye:
I'm guessing Kathy's never even met Jason Mattera, but she sure has his number, doesn't she?
BONUS TRACK: Because you can never get enough of the urine-soaked cowardice, can you?