Thursday, March 20, 2008

Ohmigod, ohmigod, ohmigod!


Better-than-Ezra’s going to be on the Glenn Beck show tonight. This Glenn Beck. This is actually a pretty savvy move by Better-than — compared to Beck, he’ll look downright reasonable, if not bland. The unintentional comedy factor for this one could very well be off the charts.

I'm almost tempted to watch ... and then I remember that this would be an hour of my life that I would never get back.

8 comments:

Ti-Guy said...

Boy, that'll be exciting:

Beck: God I hate ragheads.

Levant: I hate them more than you!

Beck: Yeah, but I've been hating them longer than you.

Levant: Liar!

CC said...

Then they went out for Zimas.

Frank Frink said...

From the ESPN Page 2 link - UCR (Unintentional Comedy Rating) on a scale of 100.
99: Mullets.

Beauty!

(and you thought I might take a pass on that one?)

LuLu said...

I was going to point it out in comparison to Patsy but I knew someone would catch it ...

Anonymous said...

Ezra will fit right in with the guy who came up with "Exposed: The Perfect Day" series, opened his yop and spake the following fear mongering stupidity

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Imagine this: it’s the morning of September 11, 2001. The 19 hijackers split up into four groups just as they did, except this time they don’t board four jetliners bound for California. Instead, each group travels to a different part of the country-perhaps small towns in Pennsylvania, Florida, Colorado and California. They each enter an elementary school or junior high school and they simultaneously begin a murderous rampage just as Islamic fundamentalists did in Beslan on September 1, 2004 (a massacre that ended with 330 dead, including at least 170 children).

Or, imagine that instead of schools the groups strap themselves with explosives and take over four movie theaters, as they did in Moscow in October, 2002 (a siege that ended with 129 civilians murdered). Or what if it were four tourist locations around the country?

Although far from the enormity of the 9/11 attacks, these attacks would certainly be “spectacular” in their own right. Tourism would come to a stand still, the airline industry would suffer, the stock markets would tank and the economical and emotional damage could be far greater than we suffered in 2001.

Would parents really send their children to school in the days and weeks following an attack (whether or not it even occurred in their town), not knowing where and when the next one might occur? What would happen to employment as at least one parent stays home with the children for weeks or months?


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And then followed up with a discussion about how the "naturally caring" American people would rush to the scene - only to be blown to bits by roadside bombs or suicide bombers and then turn into "animals bent on revenge"..... which is why "moderate Muslins" (you just knew that was gonna be worked in there somewhere didn't ya) must speak out more to quite literally save themselves.

It will be a bigoted international love fest of proportions I'm not gonna miss.... gods I hope beck does him first, there's a hockey game on at 7:30 I don't want to miss.

PS: Ya wanna include the blockquote tag in yer css CC? It would make things so much prettier.

Ti-Guy said...

I just tuned into the show for the first time...so far, it's all race-baiting...Black Panthers, "black liberation theology" and Barack Obama.

...and Glenn Beck looks like he has the DT's.

...feh. No wonder the racist Ezra Levant is eager to slop these hogs.

Anonymous said...

All I can do is hope to discover that someone managed to record it, or look for a rerun over the week-end. #$%#^@*# f*cking @Rogers cable was acting up (again) last night and one of the channels I couldn't get was channel 80.... on the upside, Ottawa won.

Ti-Guy said...

All I can do is hope to discover that someone managed to record it...

I'm sure Ezra did. You didn't miss anything. It was mostly Eurabia hysteria and the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca stuff.