Wednesday, March 05, 2008

More horrible Canadians: Mar 5 edition.


And while we're on the subject of putrid wastes of skin masquerading as human beings, well, how could we possibly forget Kathy Shaidle?

And, Jeebus H. Christ, what an ugly porker she is. But be cool, I'm allowed to make fun of fat people. Kathy says so.

BONUS TRACK: A two-fer, at no extra charge.

18 comments:

Raphael Alexander said...

Irony, meet Kathy. Kathy, irony.

Chimera said...

From that second link: "When I was a child we made fun of fat kids and there were fewer fat kids because of it."

Er...are there no mirrors in her house? Or was she just one of the ones who managed to escape?

Jay said...

She could smuggle a couple Venezuelan children in her extra chins.

The Phantom said...

What, no Google map to her house CC? You're falling down on the job here, son!

Or are you afraid the middle aged, four foot eleven girly might kick you ass?

Balbulican said...

What's really interesting in that first link is that we actually get to read a sample of Kathy's "poetry", free.

Her admirers, even those embarrassed by her vileness, have always protested that she "writes" really well. And I always assumed that she must, somewhere. Certainly not on her blog, where she mostly limits herself to hatemongering through coy and carefully edited pellets of others' bile. But somewhere, I thought, this body of "really good writing" must lurk.

Well, it may, but it sure ain't in her poetry either, which, if this sample is typical, is of the "Write a really banal prose paragraph, edit into lines of irregular length, and punctuate eccentrically" school of poetry, once much beloved of unpleasant high school students with personality disorders and bad complexions.

Sparky said...

Wow Phantom! That's a brilliant observation! Oh waittaminit--me thinks you're getting CC mixed up with your idol Michelle Malkin. Get the video camera peering into their kitchens already!!
Jackass...

Mike said...

Blab, i believe that is known as "Vogon poetry"...you were lucky to survive the ordeal unscathed. Imagine hearing it recited by the author.

**Shudder**

Ti-Guy said...

March 6, 2008. 12:30 PM. U. of T. Faculty Club. Lunch 'n Learn About Things 'n Stuff.

...20$ all-you-can eat, build-your-own sandwich bar.

Bring a big bag. Ignore the fat dwarf yammering up front.

Be there or be a violent, retarded Arab!

E in MD said...

I'm so glad that I hallucinated both of those times I was homeless. I can't imagine how sad it would be if I had actually had been poor and on the street where I might even had died because of something silly like a abscessed cavity or something!

Thank the gods of fat, obnoxious, know-it-all, no talent, white trash, twelve-sandwich-eating cunts that Kathy showed me the light!

The Phantom said...

Ti-guy, that's an ambush you just set up. Seems you're actually dangerous, in a cowardly, school-bus bomber sort of way.

Think I'll warn Kathy she's being set up.

KEvron said...

"Her admirers, even those embarrassed by her vileness, have always protested that she 'writes' really well."

so well, in fact, that she could easily quit her day job....

KEvron

Ti-Guy said...

Ti-guy, that's an ambush you just set up. Seems you're actually dangerous, in a cowardly, school-bus bomber sort of way.

She posted it on her own blog, closet case.

liberal supporter said...

Doesn't Kathy have a boyfriend already? So "the phantom" is wasting his time.

Besides, I understand she prefers real men.

E in MD said...



Besides, I understand she prefers real men.

By Blogger liberal supporter, at 7:44 PM


Actually she prefers cheeseburgers.

liberal supporter said...

For example, a real man, thinking she was in danger, would not be commenting here about how ambushes are being set up, simply to try to paint the people here as being violent.

He would be calling 52 division about the credible threat he believes to exist.

But "the phantom" does not really believe that, now does he?

Typical right winger. Ready to see people killed to score a debating point. Or feigning concern, again to score a petty debating point.

What a wanking asshole.

Gazetteer said...

OT for PSA--


OT, but....

Thanks for the help in warding off the swarming of the shillophants.

RossK

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jj said...

Ahhh, nothing like those Humour Classics from days gone by!!

There should be some kind of blogging hall of snark fame for gems like those.

Alpha Male said...

Well, make fun of fat people... I will make fun of retarded douche bags like this cynic fella.