Thursday, March 20, 2008

I'd give 'em a left, and a right, and ...


Hey, kids, let's all check in on the Blogging Tories' "Neo Conservative," as he makes himself comfy in his La-Z-Boy recliner and proceeds to opine on how he wouldn't put up with that Spic nonsense:

Mexico is a corrupt, sweaty-balled, third world banana republic...

Now... if I was in a Mexican prison... I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to confess to killing JFK... shit... maybe all the Kennedys... to get my sorry ass back to Canada.

You worry about gettin' home... and you straighten out the rest of that shit at your leisure.

Join us tomorrow when Neo explains how, if he was over there in Afghanistan, why, let me tell you, there would be some sorry sumbitch Taliban terrorists, yessiree bob, damned straight, they wouldn't know what hit them.

Now go fetch Neo some more Cheet-Os -- this opining is hard work.

18 comments:

LuLu said...

sweaty-balled

Um ... ewwww. Who knew Neo was so filthy?

Ti-Guy said...

Neo-con is a swing-sniffing old pervert.

Jay said...

Generalities and an ego with nothing to back it up, is that what it takes to be a blogging tory?

Red Tory said...

I feel dumber just for have read those quotes. Is this part of the anonymous coward "Neo's" cunningly nefarious plan? To render us all gibbering idiots (aka "CPoC voters") with his incessant, mindless drivel?

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

Something tells me that if Kneel Con were in Afghanistan, it would be a lot like he describes his fantasy stint in a Mexican prison.

He'd worry about getting home and straighten out the rest of that shit (like "supporting the troops" and helping the Afghan people install democracy) at his leisure.

Kai_Wolf said...

I feel dumber just for have read those quotes. Is this part of the anonymous coward "Neo's" cunningly nefarious plan?

"Anonymous coward"? Heh. Certainly nothing like the lioned hearted examples of bravery that are the anonymous warriors of this particular den.

Cameron Campbell said...

said the man posting under a name that is not his own...

LuLu said...

Be a dear and clutch your pearls somewhere else, kai_wolf ... the grown-ups are talking. BTW, nice moniker - is that your World of Warcraft name, too?

Red Tory said...

Atta boy. You tell 'em "Kai_Wolf"! Owooooo... Scarrrry name, boys and girls!

What a tool. Go back to playing Yugioh cards, you Cheeto®-dusted, basement-dwelling wanker.

Kai_Wolf said...

said the man posting under a name that is not his own...

No, said the man who doesn't use a blog anonymously as a convenient shield to hide from those I malign.

Um ... ewwww. Who knew Neo was so filthy? - The grownups are talking. -

Oh, clearly.

Have a good Easter lefttards. And do try to not let all that sugar rot whatever addled brains you have left.

LuLu said...

No, said the man who doesn't use a blog anonymously as a convenient shield to hide from those I malign.

And yet here you are in our comments anonymously maligning the blog and everyone else.

Hypocrisy, kai_wolf. Kai_wolf, hypocrisy. You two must have soooo much in common.

Red Tory said...

Does Kai_Wuss ever do anything else? When he's not butt-sniffing over at JJ's or KKKate's place, that is.

KEvron said...

"Have a good Easter lefttards."

with a benediction like that, who needs islamofascists?

KEvron

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E in MD said...

Mexico is a corrupt, sweaty-balled, third world banana republic...

As opposed to American which is a corrupt, blood soaked, sweaty man-breasted, first world banana republic. So it could be worse, she could be in American custody. You know, in like Syria or something.

On the up side, the shape, texture and peel of a banana is irrefutable evidence that a creator exists! So we're all good down here.

E in MD said...

Oh, clearly.

Have a good Easter lefttards. And do try to not let all that sugar rot whatever addled brains you have left.

By Blogger Kai_Wolf, at 10:17 PM


Rot in a hell of your own making, wingnut.

Cameron Campbell said...

Self reflection seems to be something that the right had seared out of their brains with a hot poker during the early 90s.

¢rÄbG®äŠŠ said...

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Whoa.

I just realized that Kai Wolf rhymes really nicely with Cry Wolf.

That is all.