Hey, kids, let's all check in on the Blogging Tories' "Neo Conservative," as he makes himself comfy in his La-Z-Boy recliner and proceeds to opine on how he wouldn't put up with that Spic nonsense:
Mexico is a corrupt, sweaty-balled, third world banana republic...
Now... if I was in a Mexican prison... I'm pretty sure I'd be willing to confess to killing JFK... shit... maybe all the Kennedys... to get my sorry ass back to Canada.
You worry about gettin' home... and you straighten out the rest of that shit at your leisure.
Join us tomorrow when Neo explains how, if he was over there in Afghanistan, why, let me tell you, there would be some sorry sumbitch Taliban terrorists, yessiree bob, damned straight, they wouldn't know what hit them.
Now go fetch Neo some more Cheet-Os -- this opining is hard work.